February 2012
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missavagardner:
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing if the fact Lindsay Lohan has been confirmed to play Elizabeth or that the name of the movie is “Liz and Dick”
OH MY GOD WHY
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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sad day
okayla:
I wouldn’t say I lost respect for Rihanna, because the cycle of abuse and getting out of an unhealthy domestic relationship isn’t easy by any stretch.
Instead all I feel is sadness, because it’s sad to me that so many girls and women have been conditioned to respond to this kind of behaviour. That so many people on Tumblr and Twitter, and those ‘Team Breezy’ fans can’t see this kind of...
There’s good in all of us and I think I simply love people too much, so much...
– Kurt Cobain
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So that’s the best advice that I could give - just keep moving forward and don’t...
– Johnny Depp (via hijsmn)
There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.
– C. S. Lewis (via girlwithoutwings)
oh my fucking god I don’t know how to describe my mood right now I’m so annoyed, I’m just gonna go to the gym so I can stop thinking.
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that moment when you read something on facebook and your whole day is ruined.
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